News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

A n00b is you!

We were all young once, that's why in the spirit of first steps within the KoL Kingdom head on over to The stupidest things you did when you were a n00b (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:8080/vb/showthread.php?t=123947) forum to share your own n00by mistakes and to share the pain with others of former n00bs. Be it time juice error, mall fiasco, or the realization you just auto-sold a rare there's a story for everyone to share and sympathize with. My own n00bish mistake you ask?

Gravy Fairies give you lotsa' phat loot.

The Baby Gravy Fairy is born from a pregnant mushroom, which is Knob mushroom cooked with a fairy gravy boat. Dancing under the moonlight, she attracts your attention to dropped items you might not have noticed. The heavier she is, the more effective her dancing. With an eye-pod, her Familiar Equipment from the Arena, her groove is much more useful in finding swag for you.

When a regular fairy isn't good enough for you anymore, there are five elemental gravy fairy familiars which can only be obtained after ascending. In addition, Mr. Store has offered some fairies with something extra: the Coffee Pixie, Crimbo Elf, Green Pixie, and Dandy Lion among others.

See Baby Gravy Fairy, Items from Monsters

2005: St. Sneaky Pete's Day! Drink up!

2004: There's a new store in Seaside Town, on the Right Side of the Tracks, in which you can trade Mr. Accessories for various other groovy gifts.

• Make something?
• Explore the depths of Hobopolis?
• Know what day it is?
• See a list of current in-game bugs?
• Further explore the KoL Community?
• Uncover the secrets of farming for Meat?
• Fill your campground with helpful items?
• Unlock the mystery of KoL's rare items?
• Figure out how to ascend faster?
• Learn how to grow mushrooms?
• Study the History of Loathing?
• Maximize your capabilities?
• Meet the Boys and Girls of Loathing?
• Discover the effects of oyster eggs?
• Peruse a list of common KoL Acronyms?
• See all the Mr. Store items?
• Read a list of available Greasemonkey scripts?
• Learn how to basement dive?

• Request an article
• Before beginning, check out Established Standards to be sure that the wiki remains consistent and professional
• Propose new standards for the wiki to help make things easier to manage
• Check out the recent changes
• Help figure out the chances of the Mr. Klaw drops
• Help with zap testing
• Keep up to date with current projects
• See what Needs Work, Needs Content, Needs Cleanup, Needs Confirmation, Needs Review and Needs Spading (New Issues and Questions added.)
• Test out new ideas in the sandbox
• Air editing questions or comments in discussion
• See all special pages
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• Request a page for deletion